Cover of I'm Coloring. Please Pretend I'm Busy

Available now · A funny adult coloring book

I’m coloring.Please pretend I’m busy.

50 funny, feel-good pages for tired adults, busy brains, and questionable priorities.

Pick the amount of detail your brain can handle today, grab a colored pencil, and enjoy accomplishing absolutely nothing measurable. Every illustration is printed single-sided, with a blank back to help protect the next design.

50 original coloring pages3 difficulty levels8.5 × 11 roomy page size
Find it on Amazon Paperback · $12.99 on Amazon · Published by Pencil Break Press.

A PEEK INSIDE

Choose your
level of effort.

From bold and breezy to gloriously detailed—because not every day deserves the same number of tiny leaves.

Easy sample coloring page

01 · Easy

Easy

Big spaces and bold lines for an extremely defensible quick win.
Medium sample coloring page

02 · Medium

Medium

A little more detail for a suspiciously peaceful afternoon.
Intricate sample coloring page

03 · Intricate

Intricate

Enough tiny details to make your calendar genuinely nervous.

COLOR HOWEVER YOU WANT

No numbers.
No rules.
No productivity claims.

Colored pencils and crayons are recommended. If you use markers, place a protective sheet behind the page.