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Coming soon · A funny puzzle book for firefighters

More WaterWon't SolveThis.

100 original firefighter puzzles. Six styles. Zero hose required.

Work through station-life crosswords, search familiar fireground vocabulary, decode crew observations, unscramble the equipment list, solve logic calls, and guide wayward gear through mazes. No reports are generated when you finish.

100 original puzzles6 firefighter styles182 crisp black-and-white pages
Coming to AmazonPaperback · Coming soon · Published by Pencil Break Press.

WHAT’S INSIDE

Six ways to stay busy
until the tones drop.

Crosswords✦Word Searches✦Cryptograms✦Word Scrambles✦Logic Puzzles✦Mazes

Twenty crosswords, twenty word searches, twenty cryptograms, twenty word-scramble rounds, ten logic puzzles, ten mazes, and a complete solution key.

ACTUAL BLACK-AND-WHITE PAGES

Firehouse problems
you’re allowed to solve.

These are real pages from the finished interior, made specifically around firefighter vocabulary, gear, routines, and station life.

Actual black-and-white crossword page from More Water Won't Solve This.

20 puzzles · facing clues

The Morning Rig Check

Fill the grid with firefighting terms, station routines, and clues that know their way around the apparatus floor.
Actual black-and-white word search page from More Water Won't Solve This.

20 puzzles · 20 terms each

The Morning Rig Check

Find the tools, assignments, and firehouse words hiding in every grid before the next interruption.
Actual black-and-white cryptogram page from More Water Won't Solve This.

20 puzzles · two hints each

Rig Check Philosophy

Decode dry observations from the station, where the coffee is strong and the opinions are stronger.
Actual black-and-white word scramble page from More Water Won't Solve This.

20 rounds · 10 clues each

The Morning Rig Check

Put familiar firefighter terms back in order. Every letter showed up; the organization came later.
Actual black-and-white logic puzzle page from More Water Won't Solve This.

10 scheduling mysteries

Open House Shuffle

Use the clues to sort crews, chores, tools, and schedules without calling a full-company meeting.
Actual black-and-white maze page from More Water Won't Solve This.

10 equipment adventures

The Borrowed Spanner

Guide wayward gear through the maze and return it to the right place before anyone starts asking questions.

THE TONES CAN’T TAKE A BREAK. THIS BOOK CAN.

A screen-free assignment
for the whole crew.

One hundred original puzzles, six different styles, and complete solutions in a large-format paperback built for station tables, downtime, academy gifts, retirements, and crews who have seen every rerun.

100 original puzzles8.5 × 11 large formatAnswers included
Coming to AmazonPaperback · 182 pages · Coming soon

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