Cover of Hold Please. Everything Is on Fire.

Available now · A Fire & EMS 911 dispatcher activity book

Hold please.Everything is on fire.

100 original dispatcher puzzles. Five styles. Zero training claims.

Search dispatcher vocabulary, decode radio-static cryptograms, route units through mazes, unscramble CAD terms, and clear the item on the Wrong Channel. The puzzles begin calmly and get busier, just like the shift.

100 original puzzles5 dispatcher-specific styles134 crisp black-and-white pages
Find it on Amazon Paperback · $13.99 on Amazon · Published by Pencil Break Press.

WHAT’S INSIDE

Five ways to stay busy
between the beeps.

Word searchesRadio StaticUnit RoutingScrambled CADWrong Channel

Twenty puzzles in every style, increasing maze difficulty, dispatcher-specific humor, and a complete answer key.

ACTUAL BLACK-AND-WHITE PAGES

Pick your next
quiet-minute assignment.

These are real pages from the printed book—not color mockups or generic puzzle samples.

Actual black-and-white Console Farm word search from Hold Please. Everything Is on Fire.

01 · 20 puzzles

Word searches

Find 20 real dispatcher terms hiding in every grid. The address is not one of them.
Actual black-and-white Radio Static cryptogram from Hold Please. Everything Is on Fire.

02 · 20 puzzles

Radio Static

Decode encrypted dispatch humor with starter clues and none of the actual interference.
Actual black-and-white Unit Routing maze from Hold Please. Everything Is on Fire.

03 · 20 puzzles

Unit Routing

Route the unit through increasingly busy mazes without a single road closure update.

YOUR RADIO TRAFFIC CAN’T. THIS BOOK CAN.

A quiet shift
in paperback form.

One hundred original puzzles, five different styles, and complete solutions in a large-format paperback made for consoles, break rooms, appreciation gifts, and suspiciously calm overnight hours.

100 original puzzles8.5 × 11 large formatAnswers included
Find the paperback on Amazon Paperback · 134 pages · $13.99 on Amazon