Cover of I Need Your Address. Not Your Life Story.

Available now · A 911 dispatcher coloring book

I need youraddress.Not your life story.

50 original scenes for the calm voices behind Fire and EMS 911 response.

Color through mystery addresses, frozen CAD screens, radio pileups, mandatory overtime, abandoned lunches, and the particular kind of caller logic dispatchers know too well. Every illustration is printed single-sided with a blank back.

50 original dispatcher scenes3 detail levels112 black-and-white pages
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ACTUAL BLACK-AND-WHITE PAGES

Choose your
level of call volume.

Sixteen easy, seventeen medium, and seventeen intricate illustrations—real pages from the printed book.

Actual black-and-white coloring page showing a dispatcher receiving a long stream of call details without a clear address

01 · Easy

I asked for the address. I received a podcast.

Bold lines and roomy spaces for the call that arrives with every detail except the useful one.
Actual black-and-white coloring page showing a dispatcher working around a frozen CAD screen

02 · Medium

CAD has left the chat.

More console detail for anyone who has kept dispatching while the computer reconsidered its career.
Actual black-and-white coloring page showing a dispatcher comparing many caller versions of a crash location

03 · Intricate

Twelve versions of the crash. One actual location.

A busier page for sorting caller logic, maps, notes, radios, and one stubbornly real incident.

NO INCIDENT NUMBER REQUIRED

One quiet minute.
One sharp pencil.
Zero callbacks.

Colored pencils and crayons are recommended. If you use markers, place a protective sheet behind the page.